Mexican Sambar

I'll Do Anything for Love, by Meat Loaf - And I would do anything for love I'd run right into hell and back I would do anything for love I'll never lie to you and that's a fact But I'll never forget the way you feel right now-- Oh no--no way-- I would do anything for love But I won't do that I won't do that Anything for love I would do anything for love I would do anything for love But I won't do that I won't do that Some days it don't come easy Some days it don't come hard Some days it don't come at all and these are the days that never end Maybe I'm crazy But it's crazy and it's true I know you can save me No one else can save me but you As long as the planets are turning As long as the stars are burning As long as your dreams are comming true-- You better believe it!-- That I would to anything for love And I'll be there until the final act-- I would do anything for love! And I'll take a vow and seal a pact

According to my room-mate’s suggestion, I came up with this. These are purely his ideas. Your position: You are an onsite coordinator for an Indian Software company with whom lies many projects out-sourced from the US of A. Situation: Explain the concept of Bandh to your peers, there. All are Americans. Over the phone – Off-shore team: ONC, there’s a bandh declared here tomorrow, and the company is closed tomorrow. Can you please tell our Architect that our deliverables will be postponed by a day? Please talk to our client about this as well. ONC: What? Why is the bandh? Off-shore: Bandh was called to protest against the Centre's decision to change its affidavit in the Supreme Court on the Maharashtra Government's writ petition demanding the merger of Belgaum and other Marathi-speaking areas with that State. That’s it. ONC: Oh OK! Will talk to them and let them know about it. At onsite – ONC: Architect, off-shore will not be working tomorrow. And thus,